Top 10 signs you’re a Cat. 4

By Daniel McMahon

10. Sketchy start, middle, end.

9. Charlie announces that every lap there will be a prime for 25 Weight Watchers points.

8. The guy riding in front of you on the Cervelo with Zipp 303s has hairier legs than your Uncle Lou.

7. Your chances of landing a pro contract are the same as upgrading to the 3s.

6. You couldn’t hold the wheel of the guy in the Sesame Street jersey.

5. Your team’s much-hyped 5-rider lead-out train lasts 15 seconds.

4. You only get dropped in park races because you’re “really training for cyclocross.”

3. Your girlfriend is the only person who will ever see your killer victory salute.

2. Instead of Clif Bar, fudge brownies.

1. Your PowerTap reads “Seriously?”